"i think this is an important quote but i don’t understand what any of it means" - a tale about higher-education reading
I really didn’t notice that he had a funny nose.
And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes.
He’s not nearly as attractive as he seemed the other night.
So I think I’ll just pretend that this glass slipper feels too tight." -…And Then the Prince Knelt Down and Tried to Put the Glass Slipper on Cinderella’s Foot, Judith Viorst (via maideninthetower)
CAVALIER YOUTH IS #1 ALBUM IN THE UK OFFICIAL CHARTS
"February is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February."-Lemony Snicket (via buhaybabae)
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
My favorite poem in Bo Burnham’s book “Egghead”
Book Draco Malfoy